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Who Gets the Purple One? A 2026 Blind Tin Draft for Festive Chocolate
Taste Test

Who Gets the Purple One? A 2026 Blind Tin Draft for Festive Chocolate

Every Christmas tin has a hierarchy, and every family has a negotiator. We blind-tasted Roses, Quality Street and Heroes, then ran a proper draft to see which sweets get picked first in 2026 – and which are still rattling around in February.

Dinner-Hall Legends v the Chilled Aisle: A 2026 Pudding Taste Test
Nostalgia

Dinner-Hall Legends v the Chilled Aisle: A 2026 Pudding Taste Test

Pink custard, chocolate concrete and jam roly-poly were never posh, but they were memorable. We made the school-dinner classics at home and put them against 2026’s fanciest chilled supermarket desserts – here’s what deserves a comeback and what should stay in the dinner hall.

The £5 Pick-and-Mix Triathlon: Traditional Counter v Supermarket v Online in 2026
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The £5 Pick-and-Mix Triathlon: Traditional Counter v Supermarket v Online in 2026

We took a crisp £5 note to three very different sweet counters to see what it actually buys in 2026. Expect paper bags, plastic tongs, a letterbox pouch and one deeply serious family taste test.

The Crisp Butty Ballot: A 2026 Lunchbox Census With Extra Pickle
Nostalgia

The Crisp Butty Ballot: A 2026 Lunchbox Census With Extra Pickle

We polled readers, convened a family panel and ranked the UK's most divisive crisp sandwich fillings. From cheese-and-onion classics to leftover roast dinner, this is the lunchbox debate that refuses to go quiet.

Twelve Doors Down: Our Blind Advent Calendar Taste Test for 2026
Taste Test

Twelve Doors Down: Our Blind Advent Calendar Taste Test for 2026

We bought twelve chocolate advent calendars from UK shops, stripped off the branding and let a family panel argue over every door. Here is the 2026 ranking, from waxy disappointments to a clear best buy.

The Jars That Refuse to Die: Nine Retro Sweets Still Sold Over British Counters
Nostalgia

The Jars That Refuse to Die: Nine Retro Sweets Still Sold Over British Counters

Glass jars, brass scoops and paper bags still survive in independent corner shops across the UK in 2026. We went looking for nine old-school sweets, and found a delicious slice of British retail stubbornness.